Howdee! In case nobody has told you yet, you look like a million dollars! Yup. Fact is you’re worth more than a million dollars – and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Got some more French Roasted Columbian Supremo from San Francisco Bay Coffee Co. in the pot. Hurry up and pour yourself a cup so we can get started.

Greetings, Solutions, Salutations, Cheerio, etc., etc., etc! How be you this great, getting’ up mornin’? My coffee is steeping at the moment.

Solutions! Salutations, too! Hey, you need solutions, don’t you? So, I’m declaring solutions to you. Hehehehehe……… All right. Good Morning! You DID sleep well last night, didn’t you?